10 Things You Usually Do On-line When There's Nothing Else To Do

1. Google yourself. Admit it. You do this to check out whether there's any chance you've approached fame-hood.

2. Watch You tube. There's tons to watch, from piano-playing cats to dancing inmates. There's a bewildering variety to choose from.

3. Watch X-tube. Oh come on, chances are, your hard drive and your mobile phone's memory are full of smut.

4. Use google earth to search for satellite pictures of your roof top, or perhaps you're curious what streets in Pyongyang, North Korea look like.

5. Kill time by chatting on Yahoo Messenger. Most likely, you chat with the same people you call on the phone or send a text message to. For anonymous chats, you go to MiRC and use a handle like "sizzling_dude."

6. Look for "banned" sites (JOKE).

7. Update Friendster and upload new pix. Then you check out profiles of your friend's friends.

8. Check messages from your "other" e-mail. "Other" refers to the anonymous e-mail account you give out to strangers you meet on-line.

9. Read other people's blogs.

10. Write a life-affirming and awe-inspiring blog entry like this one.