There has been another rape attempt lately. The damsel-in-distress, Polar, has been the object of Grizzly's affections for quite some time, but it seems like he's taking the rougher route and risking his life behind bars.
I saw him trying to mount on Polar right in the middle of my garage (gasp!) so I had to intervene again and drive the two out with a broomstick.
Grizzly trains his sights on Polar rather than on Panda. Which made me wonder, perhaps Grizzly finds Polar more attractive. She's slimmer, more languid in her movements--in other words, the Maria Clara type--perhaps even more dignified. You can actually imagine her wearing blood-red stiletto heels. Panda on the other hand, probably strikes Grizzly as feisty, even tomboyish. Put a reverse baseball cap on her and you know what I mean. Grizzly is clearly intimated by Panda but is dead-set on imposing himself on Polar.
I saw him trying to mount on Polar right in the middle of my garage (gasp!) so I had to intervene again and drive the two out with a broomstick.
Grizzly trains his sights on Polar rather than on Panda. Which made me wonder, perhaps Grizzly finds Polar more attractive. She's slimmer, more languid in her movements--in other words, the Maria Clara type--perhaps even more dignified. You can actually imagine her wearing blood-red stiletto heels. Panda on the other hand, probably strikes Grizzly as feisty, even tomboyish. Put a reverse baseball cap on her and you know what I mean. Grizzly is clearly intimated by Panda but is dead-set on imposing himself on Polar.
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