Ron steps out of the shower, feeling refreshed and smelling fragrant. He lingers in front of the mirror.
Big mistake.
"Hey Ron," his Safeguard konsensya slash doppelganger slash alter-ego calls out.
"Your waist size is approaching the circumference of the Equator, large enough for ships to circumnavigate the globe."
tsk tsk tsk
*Ron shakes his head, with a matching sigh*
How's that for starting the day!
Big mistake.
"Hey Ron," his Safeguard konsensya slash doppelganger slash alter-ego calls out.
"Your waist size is approaching the circumference of the Equator, large enough for ships to circumnavigate the globe."
tsk tsk tsk
*Ron shakes his head, with a matching sigh*
How's that for starting the day!
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