While having coffee inside Starbucks, my friend Tony, who's an American expat, told me once he had to ask a police officer about a cat-and-dog store.
"Mr. officer," he went on in true American fashion, "I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but can you please tell me where "Pussies and Bitches" pet store is located?"
He also said that in the US, retail merchants catering to big women have names like Lane Bryant. Here, he said, it's called "Tubbies".
"If that store were in the US, it would go out of business in no time! No woman in the States would ever want to be seen shopping in there!"
"Mr. officer," he went on in true American fashion, "I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but can you please tell me where "Pussies and Bitches" pet store is located?"
He also said that in the US, retail merchants catering to big women have names like Lane Bryant. Here, he said, it's called "Tubbies".
"If that store were in the US, it would go out of business in no time! No woman in the States would ever want to be seen shopping in there!"
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