Soap

Last week, Frodo called me up from his mobile since he was in the neighborhood and said he wants to meet up for coffee.

He drove over to my house and we went to Starbucks for coffee. For some reason, our conservation strayed towards soaps. Not the tele-serye types. Soap. Like Safeguard.

I said I use Safeguard.

"I don't. I only use that to wash my...(censored). The whole family uses Ivory." He proudly claims.

The implication is that his skin is smoother than mine.