Idol

Pacquiao pummeled and hammered the highly-favoured Oscar de la Hoya into submission in the 8th round in what appeared to be a lopsided affair.

At the end of the fight, however, Manny told de la Hoya: "You're my idol."

Predictably, de la Hoya retorted, "No, YOU are my idol."

You may now roll those eyeballs.

"Te Amo," said Manny. "NO, mahal kita", said Oscar.

OK, I made up that last bit.

Now let's move on with our lives. I have deadlines to meet.