Last summer, I stepped outside my gate to my next-door neighbor's mini variety store wearing nothing but my boxer shorts.
Typical of any Filipino neighborhood, a small crowd gathered in the small benches exchanging pleasantries and gossip.
As I handed over my payment to the keeper, however, a "special child" sitting nearby promptly went behind me and- gasp! - pulled down my boxers, exposing my butt for all the world to see.
I didn't actually pull up my boxers immediately, I took my time. I mean, I have been active outdoors so I was tanned and, like Rosanna Roces in the nineties, flawless.....JOKE!
What was I supposed to do, die of shame?
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