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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Contrapuntal Conversation

J.S.Bach's Toccata in C Minor BWV 911 (final part), performed splendidly by the legendary Martha Argerich.



The fugue is incredibly played and the interpretation- controlled dynamics (with Bach, you can't overdo the dynamics as he wrote for the harpsichord and early versions of the piano that do not have the sonorous quality of the modern pianoforte)- is marvelous. Here the left hand does not only support the melody on the right, it assumes an equal part. What you get is a conversation between two voices that aims for harmony at the same time.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Better Facilities

Because I couldn't jog in the afternoons or early evening with the almost daily rains, I decided to check out the swimming pool at the Marikina Sports Park. I haven't been there in like, ages. That's where my Vietnamese friend, Hiep, taught me how to swim.

What caught my attention was the brand, spanking new building- albeit it looks very skeletal, the municipio probably ran out of funds to complete it- attached to the old complex that features surprisingly spacious locker rooms, clean rest rooms equipped with sensor-sensitive latrines and private shower- thank goodness- not the open, communal type that encourages annoying guys to pretend they're showering for a very long time hoping for a hook-up. There's a sauna to boot, although predictably it isn't operational yet, maybe it is meant for display purposes.

The water is a lot cleaner and clearer, too. Also, those swimming seriously with their trainers were not yet there. I just hate it when I couldn't do my laps because these swimmers monopolize and occupy a considerable part of the pool.

We usually see sudden improvements in infrastructure and other public facilities prior to the elections. But I was still a bit surprised that a public sports complex managed by the local government could outdo ULTRA and Rizal, which are both run by the Philippine Sports Commission.

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Sunday, July 5, 2009

To My Landlady's Cat Next Door


Hi Kuribs,

How are you? First of all, I know my place. I am just a tenant, and you happen to be my landlady's pet. Ergo, you own the place and can barge in anytime you want.

I don't even mind that you do your hygiene rituals in front of me, like licking your balls while I'm munching on Piatos. But can you please

(1)Announce by meowing loudly that you are about to rub your body against my leg? I was close to a heart attack when, trying to open my door, I felt something move against my leg while fumbling to locate my keys;

(2)Not treat my door as your scratching post? I know you need to sharpen those claws and arm yourself against feral cats intruding in your territory, but every time you scratch it, it sounds like someone's scrubbing the cement floor with coke bottle caps; I don't even mind that you've already ripped my rubber floor mat into an unrecognizable mess;

(3) Not force and squeeze yourself through my bedroom window so that you can simply satisfy your curiosity of what's inside. Are you not aware of the phrase, "Curiosity killed the cat"? Seriously dude, I don't keep kitty porn lying around the house;

(4) Can you tell that ginger cat friend of yours, to please NOT leave carcasses of dead birds on my front door? I admire his hunting skills, but how about cleaning up afterwards?

(5) And finally, a small favor. Are you friends with that dog across the street? (Maybe not, but what the hell). Can you please tell him to NOT schedule his daily vocal exercises between midnight and 4 p.m., when people are fast asleep? I know his services will come in handy when there's a fire or a thief in the neighborhood, but how about doing it in the daytime, when there are people knocking on gates for surveys, bible studies, handicap donations and barangay solicitations;

I hope you will be considerate enough to grant my requests so that we may co-exist peacefully.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Fishy Elections

I always thought something fishy was going on when the poll automation bidding started a few months ago. One by one, the bidders were disqualified for a variety of reasons, leaving only one bidder as the default winner.

I suspected some people would do anything, go to great lengths to jeopardize the poll automation so we can maintain the status quo and conduct the elections manually. Manual counting of votes, as has been demonstrated in the past, is great for cheating.

Well what do you know, the Pinoy partner of the winning bidder backed out of the partnership after they've been awarded the contract. Something's really not right here. I mean the parties involved in Smartmatic should've ironed out their differences long before they forged their partnership. The Pinoy partner suddenly demanded amendments to their agreement after the Comelec gave them the deal. tsk tsk tsk

Your guess is as good as mine. The deal is worth billions. For the Pinoy partner to jeopardize the whole elections after they've been awarded the contract, he must have been offered a juicier deal. Who do you think has the resources to scare the guy and pay him off? It's all speculation, I know. But who do you think is the main beneficiary of manual elections?

This is embarrassing. I still can't understand why it is so difficult to implement poll automation in the age of high-speed computers and digital technology. We still can't get our acts together.

Gloria shouldn't rejoice just yet. If her administration wins in next year elections, the results will never be credible because people will think that she and her administration rigged the elections. In fact, it's quite possible that she will do anything to stay in power, from the Con-ass and changing the Constitution, to running for Congress so she could be Prime Minister, the possibilities for the power-hungry incumbent are endless.

She has done it before, there's absolutely no reason why she wouldn't do it again. She has developed a Marcos syndrome. She obviously has this illusion that it is her and her family's duty to rule the Philippines.

The road for cheating in next year's elections has now been paved.

UPDATE: The two parties have reportedly come to an agreement and the poll automation is expected to push through, hopefully.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Strauss: ELEKTRA


Elektra
Opera in One (1) Act by Richard Strauss
Libretto in German by Hugo von Hofmannsthal
First performance: Dresden, Germany (1909)

Eva Marton, Cheryl Studer, Brigitte Fassbaender
Vienna State Opera and Orchestra
Claudio Abbado, conductor

A real shocker when it first premiered in 1909, Strauss's Elektra continues to have the same effect on modern audiences, as this performance in eighties shows. The jeers/boos mixed with the enthusiastic applause at the close clearly divides the audience.

Strauss crafted an opera out of a difficult material and Hofmannsthal retold the story more or less in terms of modern pyschology: the bloody lust for revenge.

The classic Greek legend first outlined by Homer and raised to an unforgettable tragedy by Sophocles deals with a family that is bent on killing each other. Klytaemnestra helped by her lover Aegisth, has secured the murder of her husband, King Agamemnon, and now is afraid that her guilt will be discovered by her children, Elektra, Chrysothemis, and their banished brother Orestes.

Elektra, who is the personification of the passionate lust for vengeance, tries to persuade her timid sister to kill their mother, Klytaemnestra and stepfather, Aegisth. Before the plan is carried out, Orestes, who had been reported as dead, arrives and, upon being told the truth by Elektra, determines upon revenge for his father's death. He kills Klytaemnestra and Aegisth; Elektra, her thirst for vengeance satisfied, under the spell of a blood-madness, dances, beginning weirdly, increasing to a frenzy, and ending in her collapse in front of her horror-stricken attendants.

The gloomy perverse madness that permeates the whole story and the countless twists, crawls and spineless convolutions about the characters, lends a frightening raison d'etre to the story.

Strauss employs dissonance and chromaticism to create the desired eerie effect in this dreadful music-drama. Along with Mahler in symphonic music, he is the successor to Wagner in opera. The vocal resources are utilized only at the service of the drama: the singing voices are totally lost, there's hardly any melody you can whistle to as you make your way out of the theatre.

This outing by the Vienna State Opera is controversial- booed and jeered after the curtain closed down. Maybe because an opera about mad women won't make people feel good about themselves, it's actually the stuff nightmares are made of. The scene where a female sacrificial victim, as an offering to the deities, is being impaled and left to hang in all its gory details so that Klytaemnestra's nightmares will disappear leaves a lasting, horrifying memory to the audience.

Abbado handles the difficult score masterfully. True, the orchestration overwhelms and overpowers the singers, too loud in some sections, but I think Strauss wanted it this way- the atmospheric music reflects the inner, psychological struggle engulfing the characters. The music, drama, the text- they all serve the intent of the opera.

This is clearly a difficult opera to appreciate. But if you stick to it and allow yourself to be immersed in the story, the viewing experience is actually very rewarding.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Over Acting

Earlier this evening, I took the jeep from Cubao. As we were about to leave, an emaciated guy wearing a face mask boarded the jeep and took his seat near the driver's. Since he was the only one wearing a face mask, the guys beside me all snickered and couldn't help themselves from poking fun at the poor guy.

"What an OA (over-acting) bastard! Does he really think we have the virus?" announced the guy seated nearest the exit, loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Shhh. Shut up. People can hear you," warned his companion seated directly in front of him.

"So what. He's the one who looks like he's got the virus," he said, clearly annoyed at the mask-wearing guy.

I must admit I agreed with him.

Which is indicative of the general state of paranoia over swine flu. Jun says people queue up even at midnight to get themselves tested at their lab. A clear example of Over Acting.

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

Heisenberg

The buzz on American reality TV is that Jon and Kate might separate. Yes people, I watch this show sometimes, on the Discovery Home & Health channel on cable. I wonder if their situation demonstrates Heisenberg's theory wherein the presence of an observer (camera/TV viewers) alters the behavior of the particle (participants/Jon & Kate). Sans the camera, it's quite possible that they wouldn't have to separate.

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Leftist Lisa

When the wily, deceitful and exploitative capitalist Mr. Burns asked Lisa (Simpson) what she thought about the current popular music scene, she promptly replied, "It distracts people from more important social concerns." *sigh*

She reminds me of leftists NGO workers who listen to Asin and Joey Ayala, who wear tubaos tied around their heads while marching on the streets, and who write letters to the editor decrying social injustice.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Paranoia etc

I got so surprised connecting to the internet via my phone's modem over blue tooth proved to be so easy. Wi-fi at Starbucks is 100 pesos an hour, which for me, is equivalent to a hold-up so this at least is the cheaper and practical alternative at just 1/5th the price.

Anyway, the new Neozep commercial on TV is extremely funny. It hits the nail right on the head as it shows the public's general paranoia over H1N1. An FX taxi driver, unable to stop himself from sneezing inside his crowded vehicle, caused a commotion when all his passengers jumped out of the FX and scampered in all directions.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Rock Star

Frodo drove over to my house so I could treat him out for coffee at Frontera Verde. Upon seeing him, I immediately said, "You're wearing those 4-inch shoes, are you not?"

"Of course not. I don't have those anymore." He's lying.

"Why are you sporting your hair long? Isn't it that you're supposed to look conservative when you're dealing with your clients?" I said.

"Oh no, not at all. My clients prefer that I look like this, like a rock star!" He said this without a hint of irony in his voice.

Honestly, your long hair makes you look like a cross between April Boy Regino and Bon Jovi. Actually, I only muttered this to myself, as I was pretty sure he'd throw me out the window if I'd voice this out loudly.

Anyway, we made plans of attending dragon boat practice, a resolve I have not been able to accomplish the past two years.

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Chopin Ballade no. 4

Chopin's 4th Ballade as interpreted by Stanislav Bunin. The ballade successfully combines the sonata form with the theme & variations. It is characterized by intensive polyphony and technical severity, only a pianist with no technical limitations can do justice to this masterwork of the Romantic period.

But what is even more amazing is that the Ballade is musically intense which is made even more dynamic by the extreme technical demands on the performer.

Here the opening bars- light-footed and tenderly played-- are like a ray of light that makes it through the cracks on the wall, and during the last section --the final variation before the coda, the intensity is such that you feel like you have an out-of-body experience.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Overdose

The sex video scandal has run its course and needs to be buried. When I wrote about the issue previously, it was done with my tongue firmly in my cheek- an issue that's shouldn't be taken seriously. Or so I thought.

Politicians milked the issue for all its worth, starting with Bong Revilla's incendiary speech, to Cayetano's shame campaign, to Madrigal's bitchy grandstanding during the public hearing that will supposedly be used "in aid of legislation." If you ask me, they simply needed to portray themselves as guardians of public morality, now that elections are just around the corner.

Even Gabriella and the Philippines Medical Association joined in the farce since taking the videos without the informed consent of the girl consituted "violence against women" for the former and demonstrates "unethical behaviour of the doctor" for the latter.

Sure, this was a transgression of Katrina's privacy, so the issue should touch on that, privacy, not violence against women per se because the uninformed party in any sex scandal may well be a guy, some gay guy or the girl. So Gabriella should quit making the issue as exclusively a "women's issue." It's a bit of stretch to force the two issues into one. By the way, Gabriella's up for election in the party list next year. Go figure.

As for unethical behaviour, I mean really, Kho has a sex life, just like normal doctors, yes? Let's stop becoming righteous all of a sudden.

As for drug abuse...oh wait, what was the issue again? Privacy? How about focusing on the "privacy" aspect and craft the damn bill. It's not like the two were seen sniffing coke while copulating in the video.

As for the video itself, I mean really, people, it wasn't even that good. Your average thirty-peso bootleg DVD porn is clearer and far more impressive.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Fodder for Entertainment

So now, Viki Belo claims through her lawyer, that the sex videos were stored in the hard drive owned by her company and that she asked the Chua guy, supposedly the one who uploaded the vids in the internet, to delete the said videos because he's a tech wizard and she's a dinosaur. This statement, of course is meant to lay the blame on Chua.

The Belo camp also warns that a sex video of the doctora and her boyfriend may surface out as well.

Let's now hack this issue into bits and pieces:

(1) Why would anyone store a sex video of himself on a company hard drive? Can't Kho afford his own personal laptop? He will never be classified as "poor" by any stretch of the imagination.

(2) Does it really take a tech whiz to delete a video file? Even a fifth grader...no..a third grader can do it!

(3) Why would you volunteer information about a sex video of yourself and warn the public about it? It's like saying, "Hey people. Helloooo!!! I have a sex video scandal, too you know! I'm sufferring din kaya and I deserve a Senate inquiry, too."

(4) So the doctora knew all about the videos beforehand?

I guess the doctora didn't want to appear like a wimp because let's face it, while they were lovey-dovey before the public, the guy was humping someone else din pala. Which was exactly the case for Katrina's boyfriend (forgot the name), who was totally clueless. But Inday Badiday's unica hija writes in the Inquirer, that friends of Kho who had an axe to grind against him conspired to copy the contents of his personal laptop and use it against Kho later on because our Valentino reportedly slept with his friend's girlfriend. This version is totally different and more plausible, compared to the one offerred by Belo, which strikes me as incredible.

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Food Trip

Last Friday, Jun and I met up at the Mall of Asia (Jen couldn't make it) and had dinner at a Thai Restaurant (I forgot the name). I thought the waiters dressed up like the Burmese, and not Thai.

Anyway, the food was OK, except that the Tom Yum was so spicy, I felt like something exploded at the back of my throat.

The week before, I had Tom Yum as well, at Cafe Juanita with Tony somewhere in Pasig. Since the resto is obviously a converted old house with lots of antiques and old furniture dating back before the 2nd World War, with heavy drapes, lace and really outlandish decorations like feather boas and a year-long Christmas tree, it felt like the home of Madame Auring. I was pretty sure there's a crystal ball tucked somewhere. The inside feels like a transplanted house from either Hungary or Romania.

The pochero and afritada were all so good, I'm sure the meat was slowly-cooked for several hours. The pudding was out of this world. The only disappointing item was the saba bananas swimming in shaved ice and evaporated milk.

Back to the soup. Not as spicy, but there was an obvious hint of Bagoong Balayan, which was quite good.

Krung Thai in Marikina has still the best Tom Yum for me, although the cook can be inconsistent at times, with the torn lemon leaves and galangal giving that aromatic twist.

Yesterday, I was again invited for lunch near Malacanang (I'm not kidding) at La Cocina de Tita Moning. In fact, the gates of the Palace was just a block away! It was a different dining experience, very "stately" and "dignified", (in other words, a bit "stiff"), as if you were to attend a debut party in the 1800's where the girls are all wearing frocks and corsets (Ron, that is so Jane Austen!).

Customers are first led to the family living room and served lemon grass tea and bread sticks while poring over family albums, old books, magazines and staring at a rare painting by Resurrecion Hidalgo dating back 1901. You had to attend a 10 minute tour of the house, touching on family history and inevitably to events in Philippine history.

The whole thing felt like the 1920's, as if you were a haciendero and you had a bunch of people running your household. The meal was served in several courses and you had to make sure you didn't pick the wrong fork.

The menu consisted of stuffed chicken for the main course, which I thought was very good but not memorable. The squash soup was very creamy, ideal for cold, rainy nights.The salsa monja was a stunning house condiment made of olives meant to accompany the entire meal, reportedly served to Spanish friars during the olden days. Very different and delicious. The bread and butter pudding was amazing, very soft, as if it were dipped in vanilla sauce. I don't think you'll ever find that anywhere else.

I'm hungry.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Life in these islands...

While Obama and Dick Cheney are squaring off over the closure of Guantanamo in Cuba, the Philippines registered its first Influenza A H1N1 swine flu strain (Jun says their lab resembled a war zone when he reconfirmed the lab test yesterday), Hayden Kho's voyeuristic videos surfaced in the internet, and the obvious political posturing of a newbie Senator over the videos and the over-reaction over Alec Baldwin's joke about Filipina mail-order brides fill the air-waves.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Heavy Side

My project employers flew in again from Singapore for a client presentation yesterday. I was a bit anxious because we'd be presenting the results of our project research of which I was the main researcher. I had solid calculations so it was a breeze.

I was so busy I almost forgot what that day was all about, if not for the flurry of messages that accumulated in my inbox.

Anyway, my Singaporean consultant-partner had this to say about Filipino girls:"They're a bit...rounder (as opposed to being slender/slim)."

"It's because Filipinos are carnivorous," I don't really believe this myself, but yeah, it seems like Filipino girls in general, are on the heavy side compared to other Asians.

A friend gave me Alexander Pushkin's Eugene Onegin, after we found the book at Powerbooks Bonifacio. I also got a pair of orange shorts. I don't think I'll be wearing this anytime soon, but it was very comfy, at least. By the way, Jun was on TV early this evening, talking about H1N1. Friends were quick to text him that they saw him on the evening news.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Royal Treatment

My friend Tony once said Imeldific and her troop of 'blue' ladies passed in front of him while he was just wearing slippers and sando in the lobby of a high-end condo.

"It was embarassing. I wasn't dressed appropriately."

To which I snapped back, quite curtly I must admit, "the main reason she thinks she's a damn royal is because you make her feel that way."

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Road Warrior

Since I live near Marikina, I signed up for the 10K Fun Run at the Sports centre yesterday. Jun was supposed to be showing off his body at a beach resort in Quezon, but was stuck in the lab investigating suspected H1N1 cases.

I have been expecting this race to be a small one, with less participants than in other races. But since it will pass through the river banks, I thought the route was an interesting one.

I was a bit worried because I have been neglecting my running routine because of the almost daily afternoon rains.

The race took us to neighborhood streets, avoiding the main thoroughfare, passing through the Marikina bridge towards the river side, where the 10k and 5k started to separate. I thought the route resembled a maze, the map didn't make it appear so.

Halfway through the race, in the riverbanks, I unfortunately stepped on an uneven surface while navigating a sloping road, causing me to twist my ankle. I had to stop for a few minutes while grimacing in pain, I really thought that I might do a DNF, or the did-not-finish option, but I didn't want to be carried all the way to the finish line. So yes, feeling like a real road warrior, I pressed on. I can say that this race was the closest I had to crawling towards the finish line.

During the last 2 km stretch, the street became narrower and people were lined up on the streets, not necessarily to cheer but to gawk as well. I heard one woman point at me and said, "this one's a mestizo, he's all flushed and red."

So like a celebrity, I waved my right hand back at her in the style of Ms Universe.

I saw my friend Ike pushing a baby roller for the 5K. It was so cute, with the roller equipped with a small siren complete with red lights while his baby was enjoying the joy ride. I think I planted that idea in his head. While running in the oval, I once told him about one popular expat, Craig, who runs while pushing the roller/wheelchair of his paraplegic son.

Anyway, my right foot still hurts a bit and I walk with a slight limp. I hope I can still make it for next week's, ahem, half marathon event.

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Electioneering

Since the election season is just around the corner, well it's still actually a year off, but judging from the seemingly well-meaning ads of the Presidential wanna-be's proliferating in the airwaves, you know that the election charade has already started.

You know that commercial on TV where Mar Roxas was pedalling a tri-sikad (bicyle with a "side car" attached to it) with a small child as passenger and getting all existentialist ("anak itabi mo, ako na"/"anong gusto mo paglaki mo?") about it? Not only is it a blatant example of premature campaigning, I think it's corny and just plain annoying.

I used to like Mar Roxas. Except that he has turned out to be just like any other politician. If he's gonna win the election, it's gonna be a come-uppance for Gloria. You see, I think Mar just used Gloria, sort of like the DTI position was just his stepping stone into government, first as a Presidential appointee, and later on he ran as Senator with the full support of Gloria's party.

When he was firmly ensconced in the Senate, he started to distance himself from Gloria, knowing fully well that the extreme unpopularity of this corrupt President would not help further his political ambitions. I'm pretty sure Gloria's digging her heels over this ingrate Senator.

And his proposal to marry Korina Sanchez on national TV? Oh come on, Korina. Can't you see he's just using you?

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Monday, April 20, 2009

Store Branding

While having coffee inside Starbucks, my friend Tony, who's an American expat, told me once he had to ask a police officer about a cat-and-dog store.

"Mr. officer," he went on in true American fashion, "I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but can you please tell me where "Pussies and Bitches" pet store is located?"

He also said that in the US, retail merchants catering to big women have names like Lane Bryant. Here, he said, it's called "Tubbies".

"If that store were in the US, it would go out of business in no time! No woman in the States would ever want to be seen shopping in there!"

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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Summer Cheers

I tagged along with Johnny Bravo and his friends last week and ended up in some beach resort in Subic.




Photos courtesy of Jun E.

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Monday, April 6, 2009

Apology Not Accepted

Chip Tsao of Hong Kong magazine says his piece is "satirical" and that he didn't mean to insult Filipinos. Satirical, my foot.

His assumptions are just plain wrong: (1) If you're a servant, then in general you're at the lower end of the food chain-- you can't complain, you can't voice out your opinion, and you can't negotiate, for crying out loud, all you can do is nod your head and obey; (2) that a nation of "servants" like ours should act accordingly, take a servile attitude and allow ourselves to be kicked in the butt when dealing with powerful nations like China.

He tries to redeem himself by saying that he likes our democracy and he wants to visit Fort McKinley. Fort McKinley! What a joke! That's Fort Bonifacio for you...if only we're still in the seventies! It only goes to show how puny his brain is.

I think he's lying. And he's only apologizing to save his sorry ass. Deep inside, I think he remains a racist.

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Sunday Run

Valerie, Jun and I participated in the Airspeed 10K Run at the back of the Mall of Asia yesterday (Sunday). It was pretty uneventful: flat surface, two loops and I still didn't manage to finish the race in under an hour.

Anyway, Val was with a guy, Brian I think, who I mistakenly assumed was her current boyfriend and told Jun about it. Turned out he was Val's officemate and her boyfriend was just in Laguna.

And so while filling up the forms for the next race, Jun -- without skipping a beat -- asked Val if she will be attaching Brian's surname to hers in the near future.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Verbal Fatigue

I have compiled a list of several words or phrases that I normally avoid using because I can't help but roll my eyeballs every time I encounter them in everyday speech. Note that business executives are some of the most notorious offenders because of their desire to impress colleagues and clients. Here are some of the most annoyingly ubiquitous words and phrases in the English language. I'm sure you will agree with me:
  1. Because of the fact that/in view of the fact that - makes for long and convoluted sentences;
  2. at the end of the day - makes for an impressive speech, but totally unnecessary;
  3. my two cents' worth - another useless idiomatic expression; a futile attempt at being humble
  4. inner beauty - c'mmon, what are we, beauty pageant contestants?
  5. epitome - *cringes upon hearing the word* Use this and you're branded GAY for life
  6. at this point in time - say this only when you're still thinking of something intelligent to say and you need time
  7. Going forward - oh please, I can feel the words coming out of my ears during business meetings and conferences
  8. Incentivize - pure torture; my ears bleed each and every time
  9. Pro-active - I feel like I need to exercise and go vegetarian
  10. out-of-the-box - so overused, I feel like covering the speaker's head with a box

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Monday, March 23, 2009

My First Half Marathon

Had a very interesting Sunday. I finally completed my first ever half marathon during the Condura Run in over 2 hours 20 min+ (actually I couldn't decipher the "0 " in the digital timer as you approach the finish line, it could have been a 6 or an 8), just a few seconds behind a famous running blogger (if my eyes didn't fail me) who was wearing that tiesa-yellow spandex statement T-shirt and some fashion model/celebrity. Sorry, I'm not the type who asks for an autograph while huffing and puffing at Km 19.

Surprisingly, I have been expecting to limp and perhaps even crawl my way out towards the finish line but that wasn't the case at all. I've been doing 45min-1hr running exercises at the Marikina oval and it did help a lot in improving my endurance. Jun likes to point out that we now have construction worker legs. I still have major problems with ascents, I had to walk several times in the sloping stretches of Kalayaan and the Skyway. I also tend to fade out in the last 2 kilometers of the race, maybe it's the "almost there, yet still too far" mindset that envelopes your mind during the last grueling stretch towards the finish line.




















It was a well-organized event all right, except that there were too few portalets at the starting venue resulting in long lines, Jun said there were portalets along the route but I didn't see any, and wait, the water came from some Manila Water tanks parked in the road side? So where were the promised cheering squads? I guess they meant the marching bands. There were loot bags and medals for each race finisher. Nice.

So here's the checklist:
5K - nah, too short a distance for me
10K - done
15K - done
21K - DONE
25K - Not yet
42K - A possibility, not anytime soon
Ultramarathon - Dream on!

Fotos with dragoboat teammates who participated in the Condura Run courtesy of Ann and Jilla.

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Customers from Hell

Lunchtime. Inside a crowded fast-food joint. You fall in line while the person behind the counter takes your order. You're directly behind a mother-and-daughter tandem, the whole family's at a table somewhere.

It's their turn. So they start looking at the large menu boards, taking their sweet time while the line gets longer. Mom starts to order...in installments! Daughter leaves to ask her father if he wants Coke or ice tea. Everybody waits. Mom wants a special side dish. Daughter doesn't like the wing part. Kid brother runs to the front and begs mommy not to forget the french fries.

Finally mom takes out her wallet. And decides to order a few more items because she forgot them the first time. By this time, my life flashed before my eyes which means I was about to have an out-of-body experience. Some people decide to transfer to another line. Mother and daughter do not care at all.

Finally, they're done...but the mother says she prefers her coke to have no ice.

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Hostile Take-over

Two of the biggest companies in the Philippines, PLDT and San Miguel are locked in a battle over which one gets to control MERALCO.

The government, through the GSIS has an acrimonious relationship with the Lopez family that controls Meralco, and this latest news in the corporate world is very much tainted with the political affairs of the nation.

Electricity rates are among the most hotly-debated and sensitive topic in the country, and if the government can take control of this distribution utility and manage it to fit nicely with some political agenda, then election results can easily be secured.

I do not think, however, that government really wants to run Meralco. God knows how inefficient government is in running companies. It just wants significant influence in the company and may probably engage professional managers to run its affairs. It's too important to be made as a milking cow by the First Gentleman.

You see, Gloria and her government have serious image problems. The corruption allegations alone are staggering. Taking over Meralco and playing around with electricity rates so it could win votes is a very plausible motive why all these things are happening.

And so the obvious strategy? In October last year, GSIS divested all its shares in Meralco and sold it to San Miguel, upon which the company started amassing additional shares until it reached 38%.

Faced with this looming hostile take-over from San Miguel, the Lopezes sought the help of PLDT's top honcho Manuel Pangilinan. PLDT bought Meralco shares on its own to combine it later on with the Lopezes' so that ostensibly, the family remains firmly in control of the company.

As for talks about synergies, yeah right. Sure, PLDT and Meralco can leverage on each other's existing facilities, but I do not think that was the over-riding factor here. Meralco will not gain much operationally from the alliance. To begin with, the Lopezes already own Bayantel, a PLDT competitor. But Bayantel is debt-ridden and insignicant in the telco industry. It will just be a redundant company in PLDT's portfolio, much like Piltel. Clearly, this is just a case of defending the Lopez family's control over Meralco.

The Lopezes realized that PLDT would be in the best position to help the family ward off the hostile take-over by the government through San Miguel, because Pangilinan steered Metro Pacific in the late nineties to acquire PLDT via a similar tactic, a hostile take-over bid with the GSIS shares as the obvious starting point to take over the company.

In addition, PLDT's unrivaled position in the era of cell phones and broadband internet means that it can afford to downplay, ignore and even fight political pressure from Malacanang.

As for San Miguel and Meralco, the synergies are even less clear: a food company investing into electricity distribution? Correct, San Miguel is simply allowing itself to be used as a conduit for the government to take control of Meralco.

When Gloria was seen visiting the San Miguel corporate head quarters, (instead of San Miguel officers visiting Malacanang) it clearly shows the government is asking San Miguel a really, really big favor.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Eavesdropping

Inside the jeepney earlier today, two nursing assistants were having a scintillating conversation touching on topics ranging from sperm banks, the state of the nursing industry and most importantly, that people are just tired of Dingdong and Marian.

"What if both are..you know...not capable of doing it, so both sperm and egg will have to come from faceless donors?" asks the girl beside me. She looks like she has been injecting people all day long.

"If that were that case, then the couple should just adopt, right? It's a lot cheaper and more practical." Says the other seated just in front of her. Her hair keeps on covering her face.

"There are so many nurses nowadays. Who'd take them? You can't exactly go abroad without any experience." This was turning out to be a commentary.

"Yeah but I heard you can still fake your way in Saudi Arabia."

"Saudi? sister! that should be the last resort."

A short pause.

"Have you noticed that Dingdong and Marian aren't pulling in as many viewers like before?"

"What did you expect? They're all over the place. People are simply tired of seeing them everyday on TV."

Obviously, these two are kapuso viewers.

I had this urge to contribute to the discussion and almost said, "Well how about Kris Aquino, you see her twice a day five days a week and once on Sunday. People have long been tired of seeing her and her dramatic antics for a long time already."

But I have reached my destination and had to alight.

And then I received this text message: I'm leaving for Europe in a few days. Kevin.

Who is Kevin, you ask.

I have no idea.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Fashion Angst 2

While having coffee inside Mr Donuts, Raul interrupted our conversation when we saw some fashionista outside the window in a... get this...trench coat!...in the middle of summer!... in the freaking tropics!

Amazing.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

And The Winner Is...

Last week, when asked to comment about her competitor, Viki Belo said, "If you want to look like Boy Abunda, go to Calayan. If you want to look like Dingdong Dantes and (I forgot the other) go to Belo."

And so Boy Abunda, in one of his many talk shows, reportedly replied back that he was hurt, felt insulted and said he never once claimed nor pretended to be "Miss World (or was it Miss Universe) material."

Viki Belo, reportedly couldn't understand what the fuss was all about because Boy Abunda is Calayan's main male endorser.

Oo nga naman pala.

But because the flamboyant Barbara Walters wannabe from Samar remain unappeased, Viki Belo was forced to apologize via SMS. (She shouldn't have).

And then she left the country to attend some beauty conference, while Abunda continues to fume (presumably).

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Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Mystery Continues

I watch the first season of Dirty Sexy Money on cable every Sunday. Guess what, Quiapo has the entire first and second seasons on DVD. And so instead of a sex marathon on Saturday night (I'm kidding OK), I found myself watching 19 episodes in one sitting considering that I already canceled my Sunday plans of running with Jun in the morning.

Like all TV series, it starts out really well and it seems to take wild turns towards the end. Nick George, a middle-aged, idealistic lawyer who usually works pro bono for charity clients finds himself working for the richest family in New York, the Darlings, when his father's plane crashed into Long Island sound and was forced to assume his father's responsibilities as the Darling family lawyer. Gradually, he loses his values, his identity and his marriage as he gets drawn into the world of the Darlings.

Questions: (1) Rev. Brian Darling's wife and twin girls. What happened to them? Why was Brian allowed to marry again as he hasn't divorced his Chinese wife yet; Also, Brian is clearly a Protestant minister because he's married. But the church building looks unmistakably Catholic, complete with candles, a crucifix and an image of the Our Lady of Perpetual Help;(2) At the end of season 1, Juliet had a French lover from the Seychelles who said that he wants to stay indefinitely. Then why did Juliet disappear completely in the second season? (3) Ren's character in the second season was the most pointless- OK she got run over by Letitia. But isn't it that she's supposed to be treated in a hospital and not at the palatial home of the Darlings? Both Nick and Trip seemed to have a thing for Ren as Nick's marriage begins to crumble.

(4) Trip's nemesis, Simon Elder asks Nick for the profit and loss statements of Darling Enterprises, as if these were an extremely difficult thing to do. Hello, the company is listed in the stock exchange, meaning the company's financial statements are available to the public. (5) In the first season, it was made very clear that Nick no longer have affections for Karen as he's already married with Lisa and has a girl named Kiki. Then why is it that in the second season, Nick is made to appear like he still has feelings for Karen?

(6) When Letitia admitted that he had a 40-year affair with Dutch George, Nick's father and the Darling family lawyer, I speculated that one of the Darling children would turn out to be Nick's sibling. I bet on Brian. I was right. (7) Casting Lucy Liu in the second season was a brilliant idea, although it seems like she's just reprising her role in Ally McBeal. Beneath the feisty exterior lurks a very vulnerable character struggling to break free from the hand that is holding her by the neck. (8) Trip has made it clear that Nick is part of the Darling family and has anointed Nick to take over the business empire despite the fact that Nick isn't his son. Which makes me wonder: Is this a grand plan hatched by Trip and Dutch? What is the role of Simon Elder in this?

Three (3) episodes of the second season remain un-aired and ABC has reportedly no intention of reviving the series back. The show was simply yanked off the air, presumably due to low ratings without providing the viewers with a resolution to the mystery surrounding Dutch's disappearance.

And so who killed Dutch George? Is he really dead when it was hinted in two occasions that he might just be around? His body was never found. Obviously, there's a sort of a grand plan taking place, with Nick innocently being used as the conduit for the events to take shape and the plane crash to jump start it. But we'll never know now, won't we?

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Morally Bankrupt

Finally, the "real" central bank of Switzerland, UBS has agreed to relax its much vaunted secrecy rules for US authorities to check on US citizens evading tax obligations. US authorities initiated this pressure on banks in light of billion dollar scams perpetrated by some of the wealthiest people on earth and stashing their loot in Swiss vaults. Rather than risk a showdown with the mightiest economic power in the world and mortgage its future survival- considering how fast large multinational banks could easily vanish into the ether nowadays- UBS relented. And this could affect other Swiss banks as well.

This however, has some serious repercussions because Switzerland's strict banking secrecy rules have over the centuries, allowed Third world dictators, rogue states, terrorist foundations, drug dealers, shady businessmen to stash their loot in Switzerland-- and profited from it immensely, reaping huge dividends for the country. On a per capita basis, the Swiss are among the richest in the world.

Imagine an idyllic Alpine country with snow-capped mountains, mooing cows with bells on their necks as Julie Andrews sings "The Hills are Alive..." in the background, that's the country alright. But roiling beneath this picture-perfect scenario are genuinely evil people who found a haven to hide the evidence of their debauchery and get away from it all. Count the Nazis and Idi Amin types, not to mention our very own Ferdinand Marcos as their major clients.

You could say Switzerland flourishes when other parts of the world engage in wholesale corruption, large scale bootleg operations and state-sponsored economic pillaging. Come on. Rogue states maintain bank accounts in Switzerland. Swiss banks are morally bankrupt.

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Defying Expectations

My foreign project employers flew in from Singapore. We had a business presentation with a client at Fort Bonifacio. Frodo was nice enough to drive us around.

Anyway, the Manila they had in mind was different. They were particularly surprised to see that Makati, Ortigas and Fort Bonifacio, well, let us just say they didn't expect to see the CBDs to be so First World. I made them walk through Greenbelt 1 to 5, the whole stretch of the Mall of Asia from the parking at one end to the Hypermarket at the other.

Frankly, I'm tired of explaining to foreigners that the Philippines isn't all about poverty. We have such a negative image abroad that we Filipinos are already immune to it. I just give them a smile when they tell me of some horror stories they have heard about the Philippines. And then when they find out that that is not always the case, they get surprised.

That's when they realize that we do have a significant middle-income market, that the poverty situation is sometimes blown out of proportion and sensationalized for media purposes and that not all Filipinos are poverty-stricken.

It's annoying but I've ceased to care, really.

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Personal Triumph

I ran my third 15km race yesterday at the RUNew Asian Hospital event organized by coach Rio. I thought it was well organized, with lots of water (bottled water poured onto cups, not scooped out from some pail containing water brought from a fire truck), marshals and directional signs, kilometer markers, and open toilets (inside the Heritage park) midway through the race.

The route was a very challenging one: hilly and sloping. I think it was very perceptive of the organizer in doing away with the 10Km category, as this would only create a long queue at the finish line when fast 10km and slow 5km runners would arrive at the same time, or when fast 15km runners would converge with the slow 10km runners that plagued previous running races. Having only the 5km and 15km (as well as the kiddie 3Km) categories prevented that from happening.

Halfway through, an accident occurred on the other side of the road, in the opposite direction open to traffic. Several people figured in a motorcycle accident. A woman was grimacing in pain. I used the accident as an excuse to stop and catch my breath. The guy running beside me said the driver happened to be a pregnant woman.

I don't set out on establishing personal records because as you know, I'm not exactly a fast runner. So I settle for the really Oprahtic Personal Triumph goal. The time is embarrassing, I always end up in the bottom half among the running participants, ya know, the slow pokes.

As for next month's Condura half marathon passing through the Skyway, we'll see.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Madama Butterfly duet

One of the most beautiful duets in all opera, the soaring Act 1 love duet from Giacomo Puccini's Madama Butterfly.

Richard Troxell and Yin Huang perform as Pinkerton and Cio-Cio San in this timeless masterpiece.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Open Secret

I think that instead of ganging up on Word Bank officials, our politicians should work with the World Bank in re-investigating the allegations of rigging and collusion among contractors, rather than forcing and browbeating the multilateral agency to open up its investigation proceedings leading to the blacklisting of several Filipino corrupt contractors.

I mean really, rigging bidding contracts and collusion among the bidders and the DPWH is an open secret. The WB simply underscored what everybody else knows already.

There are economic costs to displeasing the World Bank. People, the agency finances development assistance projects in the country. We borrow from them. Instead of thanking them for exposing the all-too-familiar corruption in road projects, we are pointing an accusing finger at them for wounding our pride. What pride? That government agencies like the DPWH, several top government officials and oh my gad, the First Gentleman (again!) were out to make a fast buck from the transaction, right under the noses of the World Bank officials? That the Finance department and the Ombudsman knew of this report for several years already and just sat on it? The World Bank could easily postpone, cancel and withhold all future development assistance for the country.

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Fashion Angst

Last year, it was supposed to be trendy for guys to be wearing shawls a la Abu Sayyaf. How that item associated with the notorious bandit group could make one fashionable is beyond me.

This year, you have the so-called 'statement' shirts. The latest Coke ad is popularizing it. It's OK, except that so many people are wearing it, it's practically baduy.

I stick with my Abercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts, plain shirt and rubber shoes. I know, it's plain, boring and stiff. But its comfy.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Soap

Last week, Frodo called me up from his mobile since he was in the neighborhood and said he wants to meet up for coffee.

He drove over to my house and we went to Starbucks for coffee. For some reason, our conservation strayed towards soaps. Not the tele-serye types. Soap. Like Safeguard.

I said I use Safeguard.

"I don't. I only use that to wash my...(censored). The whole family uses Ivory." He proudly claims.

The implication is that his skin is smoother than mine.

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Bric-a-brac

Balladeers Rex Smith and Peter Cetera from the eighties are in the country to do a series of concerts. My gad, we are officially the has-been capital of the world. Singers who specialize in syrupy, schmaltzy music and who no longer have careers to speak of in the US still find a market in the Philippines.

Why is it that when singers are interviewed on TV, reporters always ask them to sing a line or two?

People keep on commenting that I have gotten fat. I now jog everyday in Marikina in preparation for the 15K this mid-Feb... and to shed off the unsightly pounds.

My left shoulder still bothers me. Jun and Jen advised me to get a massage, preferably from those offering "real" massages. I had one yesterday outside the Marikina Sports complex. You sit with your arms straddled over the monoblock chair. The masseur was a Manong who claimed he trained with TESDA.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Economic Worries

Watching the news nowadays can be a numbing experience.

Things are turning for the worse as one by one companies fail and job losses continue to rise. All the signs for a global meltdown on account of the sub-prime losses were already apparent in late 2007 and things really imploded in the US during the last quarter of 2008 when giant financial companies in the US filed for bankruptcies, setting off a domino effect on other sectors of the US economy, affecting consumption spending. The full impact is now being felt in the Philippines with export-oriented companies among the hardest-hit.

This recession is clearly worse than the Asian financial crisis in 1997, which took like three years to bottom out. Hopefully Obama's recovery stimulus program to revive the US economy will mitigate the negative impact somewhat.

The credit card sector, as is widely expected, will likely hit rock bottom as consumption spending nose dives. Real estate companies, well, will have to shelve their projects in the meantime.

Marc, how are things Down Under?

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